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winstonwolfe:

soupsoup:

cajunboy:

Since you’re celebrating the opening of your new gaudy Texas douchebag stadium with your doltish tool of a quarterback tossing interceptions all over the place to your hated divisional rival, why not go all the way and embarrass yourself further by picking your nose on national television? Long live Jerry Jones.

Huh, that screencap looks familiar.

No big deal though, it’s my fault. I failed to realize that when emailing it to a website, someone else would get it & then just use it as their own within an hour.

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notthatkindagay:

rustyjtrump:

this is for real.

uh…

banalitycheck:

Onion, I want this.

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thedailywhat:

Failure of the Day: Damn it feels good to be an Efronatic.

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hellonewworld:

“The great thing is,” he told Empire, “Will can be any age and play that character. Those anchormen sometimes have their jobs until they’re 75 years old. So we would always laugh that this movie could work if everybody’s really elderly.”

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banalitycheck:

soupsoup:

caro:

“You had how much whiskey?”

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